My head hurts
Prettier? Sure, but I still have the better abs
I still have you beat. I have boobs.
How is that even relevant to abs? Apples to oranges
Who cares if I have abs? I have tits. Nice ones.
That is irrelevant to my abs
My head hurts
Prettier? Sure, but I still have the better abs
I still have you beat. I have boobs.
How is that even relevant to abs? Apples to oranges
Cheesecake frosting is pretty good though
What if instead of cupcakes we had cake batter ice cream? And part of me cannot believe we are seriously talking about this.
Why…
Prettier? Sure, but I still have the better abs
My head hurts
Cheesecake frosting is pretty good though
What if instead of cupcakes we had cake batter ice cream? And part of me cannot believe we are seriously talking about this.
Why wouldn’t we? Most of the time we spend together involves food in one form or another
This is true, and sometimes I think it’s the only reason you keep me around. Well, that and my smashing good looks.
Oh please I can always just look at myself in the mirror
My head hurts
Cheesecake frosting is pretty good though
What if instead of cupcakes we had cake batter ice cream? And part of me cannot believe we are seriously talking about this.
Why wouldn’t we? Most of the time we spend together involves food in one form or another
and steak…
And cupcakes with pink frosting and sprinkles and gummy bears and jelly beans…What? Too far?
On fries? Maybe. On the side? Sure
I thought we were just talking…
Cheesecake frosting is pretty good though
My head hurts
and steak…
And cupcakes with pink frosting and sprinkles and gummy bears and jelly beans…What? Too far?
On fries? Maybe. On the side? Sure
I thought we were just talking about the whole meal…
Nope, on top… hmmm cupcakes on top… weird enough to be good?
My head hurts
and steak…
And cupcakes with pink frosting and sprinkles and gummy bears and jelly beans…What? Too far?
On fries? Maybe. On the side? Sure
My head hurts
Curly fries… I want curly fries…
With salsa…
With ranch
With salsa and ranch. Okay now I sound like a fatty.
And cheese…
Lots and lots of cheese.
and steak…
My head hurts
Curly fries… I want curly fries…
With salsa…
With ranch
With salsa and ranch. Okay now I sound like a fatty.
And cheese…
My head hurts
Well little gremlin… you already have that.
And, you know, if you can figure out a way to bring me brisket, I will love you for eternity.
Hahaha knowing my mom, she is going to make me bring you back some
Madeline Sawyer. “I have three mommies!”
Oh dear lord… Dude… I could go for some french fries right now
French fries are always welcome.
Curly fries… I want curly fries…
My head hurts
Well little gremlin… you already have that.
And, you know, if you can figure out a way to bring me brisket, I will love you for eternity.
Hahaha knowing my mom, she is going to make me bring you back some
Madeline Sawyer. “I have three mommies!”
Oh dear lord… Dude… I could go for some french fries right now
My head hurts
Well little gremlin… you already have that.
And, you know, if you can figure out a way to bring me brisket, I will love you for eternity.
Hahaha knowing my mom, she is going to make me bring you back some
Mmmm can’t say I blame her… I mean you know my family… its not like we are having the most traditional of Thanksgiving… I mean sure there will be a turkey, but there’s also…
Well little gremlin… you already have that.
